Welcome back to yet another exciting edition of Plank of the Week.

This, I'm hoping, will be the last one that we do in podcast version,

because I'm hoping that next week we're going to be able to reopen the TV studios.

It will be all in glorious video.

But I'm delighted to say I'm joined by one, I don't want to make this sound bad, Dawn,

but a veteran of Plank of the Week. Dawn Niesim, I think you may have been on this more than anybody else in the history of Plank of the Week.

I'm the ultimate Plank of the Week.

Well, listen, welcome.

We'll tell the people why you might be Plank of the Week later.

But we're also joined by Patrick Christie's, who was a very popular edition when he was added to the team.

Patrick, welcome once again, and thanks for joining us.

Cheers, my mate. How are you?

I'm very well indeed, although I was just explaining to Dawn that I had thought about nominating myself a plank of the week because by accident I managed to buy some non-alcoholic

wine. And when I got it home, I couldn't quite believe how good it tasted until I saw that

it was non-alcoholic and then it started to taste awful. So I think I'm going to donate it to the sink and just pour it down the sink.

Dawn suggested I put some vodka in it, but we shall see.

Dawn, you've done your own plank of the week exercise this week, haven't you?

Yes, thank you very much.

At least yours involves wine.

Mine involves floor polish, which is the least sexy thing ever. Yeah, buff the floor,

wooden floor, solid wooden floor, walked across it barefoot, slid over, back my head open,

and I know I look like the Bride of Frankenstein.

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