So, you've all stopped queuing up for petrol.

You've managed to get through the first week of October,

because now it's time for something different.

It's time for Plank of the Week.

And I'm delighted to say that I'm joined by two talk radio legends.

One, Dawn Leesham, wearing a very fetching red jacket.

And Christo, also a legend of talk radio, wearing a very fetching red jacket. And Christo, also a legend of talk radio, wearing a

very fetching blue jacket. Thank you. So why don't we come to you first, Christo, with your first

nomination for Plank of the Week? Can we start with John Barrowman? We can. Because who knew

that in the workplace, trying to lighten the mood by taking out your penis and showing it to people, apparently not appropriate.

Well, I would have thought that's pretty obvious, isn't it?

Well, I would have thought so too.

I mean, even before me too.

But the gaze, you see, can get away with a little bit more.

You know, that's why you can get away with a little bit more innuendo.

Really?

You can get away with perhaps being a little bit more risque.

You can get away with flirting a little bit more.

However, I do feel that there is a line.

Yes.

And I feel that perhaps getting your penis out is over.

Over that line.

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