Welcome to another exciting edition of Plank of the Week.

And once again, we've got loads and loads of planks to choose from, because guess what?

We're in the midst of a pandemic.

We keep being told we are, even though we're supposed to be out of it already.

I'm delighted to say that for the first time ever on Plank of the Week, Darren Grimes joins us from his eerie in the north-east

of England. He's come down especially to be on Plank of the Week, which is very, very rewarding

for me as well personally. And Emily Carver as well, who is, of course, a regular on this

particular film set, this television area here at News UK. So who's your first one?

Well, the first one I've gone for actually is the Tory party, which I've just resigned my membership of...

I saw.

Yes, this week, Mike. So that's a talk radio exclusive. There we are. And the reason being is that they don't know their ass from their elbow, frankly.

Sorry to swear, it's

two minutes in, but they're all over the shop on everything from vaccine passports. One minute

they're vehemently opposed to them on the grounds that they would, I guess, create a sort

of healthcare apartheid in which you've got the clean and the unclean. That can do sort

of separate things and access different services

to the others and I just thought that was so I found that really objectionable and all you

did as well yeah and where they said they'd come out and said I completely agree with you

you had Nadine so Harvey the vaccines minister saying yes they would be discriminatory and

then two minutes later you've got them

using it as a tool to try and get our generation to get the vaccine and you know in some ways it's actually

i think it's actually worse that it might not be true that they want to bring them in but they're

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