But it is time, ladies and gentlemen, for Plank of the Week.

And I'm delighted to say that today we have two very, very famous people joining us.

Kevin O'Sullivan, of course, the evening time host of Talk Radio from 7-10,

and Belinda DeLucey, former MEP for the Brexit Party.

Now, we should probably not say ladies first, but I'm going to say it anyway, because I think you should go first with your first plank nomination of the week. Can I just say I'm identifying as a woman, so? You can't? And can we just give a trigger warning? I'm identifying as a lady. Are you as, yes. Can we give a trigger warning to Cambridge students now who have been very upset with the term ladies,

even though they're not my plank of the week? Yes. We should actually have a warning. You know how they do those warnings at the start of movies? Yes. So of the scenes in this might be disturbing for you. And so if you're particularly woke, you won't really enjoy it. But now they cancel the term trigger warnings because the word trigger warnings or the term trigger warnings will frighten them.

Yes.

Who's the hell of. won't really enjoy it. But now they cancel the term trigger warnings because the word trigger warnings or the term trigger warnings will frighten them.

Who is that a horse called tri? It was Roy Rogers, wasn't it? That's a horse called trigger. Well, I love that you call me a lady. You're probably the only one that does. Well, I'm pretty sure that's what you are. That's what I'm going to call you. Thank you. So my first plank of the week, it has to be the Brit Awards.

Whether you watch them or not.

I mean, they have done so.

They have submitted to the altar of

woke and they have scrapped the male and female categories for their 2022 awards show.

We're quite right too. Do you know, I did a rant about this. I actually said the reason this is a good

idea is because it will be a lot shorter.

Because now they won't have to hand out best male singer, best female singer. They're just a best singer. I fear you're wrong there, Mike, because I know what they'll fill the time. Oh, yes. Preaching on climate change. Elongated speeches by the wheels. It will. It's very painful. And it's all because one of the reasons they're planks as well

is the motivation behind it is a massive baby nappy tantrum from Sam Smith, the king of narcissists.

Oh Sam, what Sam?

I can't take it anymore.

Come and somebody come and rescue me from my 12 hundred years.

My swimming falls too cold.

Do you remember the lockdown felt he sent around sobbing while Captain Moore was doing hundreds of laps of his garden, raising money for the NHS at age 100?

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