Welcome to a new edition of Plank of the Week. It is yet another new week. It is yet another new list of planks. It is yet another time to welcome my two stalwarts of Plank of the Week. Dawn Niesom is here. She's back from last week and the week before. Kevin O'Sullivan is here as well. Welcome to both of you. It's not very nice out there. The weather's turning. It's going to be a miserable weekend. So all we can do is try to cheerily up with a list of completely utter idiots.

So we're going to win this prestigious prize, thank of the week.

Now, Dawn, I think it's your turn to kick us off.

I think we may as well just call it quick.

Just give me the prize now, people.

Give you the prize now. Because first up, I am nominating Wales is first minister, Mark Drakeford.

Mark Drickford. Let's go. Let's go. Okay, fine. Good night. Good-bye. No competition. Just in case

I've been living under a rock somewhere, which does narrow it down to a lot of MPs. Mark is

responsible for rolling out the vaccine in Wales very slowly.

This is because he basically doesn't want to get through it too fast in case the people

doing the vaccinations don't have much to do with their time.

Ignoring the fact that people are dying.

So they've got a stopper.

If you ran the local Tesco's, you'd say to people, just buy like one egg at a time and come back tomorrow and buy another egg.

And then tomorrow, after that, buy another egg.

So it'll take you six days to buy six eggs.

His actual quote, this is a Pfizer vaccine we talked about, the woods of one that has to be stored really coldly.

It has to last us until the beginning of February.

We won't get another delivery of that until the very end of January

or probably the very beginning of February.

There will be no point, certainly,

and it will be logistically very damaging to try and use all of that in the first week.

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