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Welcome to another sparkling edition of Plank of the Week.

I'm delighted to say once more I'm joined by Dawn Nesham, media star of stage and screen,

Fleet Street editor, Kevin O'Sullivan, former showbiz editor, former Los Angeles correspondent,

now successful talk radio host.

I mean, it's just all going.

And you.

And me, you know, bizarrely, they've actually put me in charge.

And I've got the plank here, and we're going to reward it later on to somebody.

But, Dawn, why don't you kick us off with your first one?

Well, I think you should.

You're sitting in the middle.

Pretending to be a lady.

Right, okay.

I'm going to go for the obvious one again.

Sorry, folks.

Ursula von der Leone.

Yes. Is that how you pronounce?

Well, I pronounce it Ursula von der Leyen.

She is, for those who aren't quite aware, she is the President of the European Commission.

She's a former German politician and a doctor.

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