Planet of the Vapes

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Jordan’s talk, wedding gifts to the homeless, biblical tattoos, and the rise of domestic activities… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 8/30 - Las Vegas, NV 9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI 9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN 9/21 - Paducah, KY 9/26 - North Charleston, SC 9/27 - Macon, GA 9/28 - Hiawassee, GA 10/2 - Evansville, IN 10/3 - Dayton, OH 10/4 - Peoria, IL 10/10 - Knoxville, TN 10/11 - Greenville, SC 10/16 - York, PA 10/17 - Detroit, MI 10/18 - Cleveland, OH 10/24 - Birmingham, AL 10/25 - Chattanooga, TN 11/7 - Boise, ID 11/8 - Spokane, WA 11/9 - Tacoma, WA 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY ----- Catch the full video podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and follow us on social media (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS FRESH PRESSED OLIVE OIL: Try a bottle for just $1 and taste the difference yourself. Go to https://GetFreshNetPositive.com. ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive BLUELAND: Get 15% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive ----- PRODUCED BY: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Alex Lagos⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	It must be unbelievable. Vaping? It must be incredible because every time my neighborhood put up like a vape shop, you're like, dude, every neighborhood has. I just got another one. We have two now. You know what happened to your home price? Ngu-ne-h-h-h-went directly down all the store. It's just like called like Planet of the Vapes or something like that. That's a great. Don't think I've seen that one. That's a great name, John.
0:00.8	Or something. It's just like called like Planet of the Vapes or something like that.
0:21.1	That's a great.
0:22.4	I don't think I've seen that one.
0:23.6	That's a great name.
0:24.4	Or something like that.
0:32.4	Fired up, ladies and gentlemen.
0:34.1	Net positive.
0:35.1	Welcome into the studio, everybody.
0:55.2	A lot of people working today. Could we get some energy? Can we get some energy going? Alex Easton is here. Cam's in the back. Two guests. What do you call them? Like blind visitors? They're muted. They're muted. They're not here. They're not here. They're not here. They're not seeing or heard right yeah yeah we got uh lydia's brother and uh cousin in the studio yeah yeah yeah yeah if they is that mike if we need
1:00.7	to get them up here no which mike this one here yeah no but it can be oh yeah that one is on actually
1:06.1	that one's on okay yeah we know we we always say we're gonna have people come in. We're like, I feel like I'm always on wherever I'm in.
1:14.3	I'm like, oh, dude, people say they love the pod.
1:17.1	Nice.
1:17.5	Everywhere we go, I'm like, dude, we love the pot.
1:19.1	I'll do, ah, come to the studio.
1:20.5	Nice.
1:21.0	And they're like, all right.
1:22.4	And then I got to do better.
1:24.5	They're just waiting for you. We need to have like an application or something. Okay.
1:28.1	Like a QR code on the back of your phone.
1:29.9	No, like, oh yeah, here, scan that.
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