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🗓️ 7 August 2025
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0:00.0 | All right, so yesterday we had a conversation about dirty places or just unhygienic things that people don't think about. |
0:08.5 | Yeah. |
0:09.0 | One of them was the fact that you basically only eat finger foods when you go to a bowling alley. |
0:14.2 | Mm-hmm. |
0:14.5 | Yeah. |
0:14.8 | Even though you're sticking your fingers into that dirty biased bowl. |
0:18.1 | And that ate your bowl. |
0:19.6 | It is not yours. |
0:20.6 | Also, by the way, you went around and stuck your fingers in about 12 balls before you found the ball that was right for you. And look around at the other people at the bowling alley and think to yourself, what I want to be hand fed by this person. Chances are the answer is no. But at the bowling alley, that's basically what's happening. And when you put your fingers in that ball, all right? It's a little bit moist. There's a reason there's a blow dryer. There's no other sport with a blow dryer to keep your hand dry. But because the holes of the ball and everything else is so moist, you're always trying to, you know, dry yourself off a little bit. Those guys have towels. |
0:55.1 | They're inside. |
0:58.8 | It's not like they're playing outside in the rain. |
1:00.3 | You need to wipe the ball off of their hands. |
1:06.6 | So, based on the conversation about some gross things, today we're going to ask you to place your tongue someplace for 10 seconds. |
1:08.5 | All right. |
1:09.5 | Now, the first place is with our good friends at Honeybucket. They do a great job of porta-potties, but you are going to put your tongue on a Honeybucket seat for 10 seconds. I'm going to be honest with you, man, I think I would rather do the Honey Bucket seat than the honey bucket floor. Yes. Oh, well, of course. You know, just when you open the door, you open the door you're like look what's been on the seat it's the same thing I'm going to put it on the seat but you look down to the floor and you're like I don't know if this person was barefoot I don't I don't know what this I mean I have seen people do some amazing things to toilet seats like I'm like how do you navigate a? How large is your anus that you pooped on top of |
1:45.1 | the seat? But for the most part, I mean, are your ass cheeks really dirty on the outside of your legs? I mean, I'm not the dirtiest part. You're wearing pants most of the time. Most of the time. It's not like they're, you know, uncovered. It's not like, you know, you're getting dirt on them. so like that aspect but I have seen people who are squatters or something where I was like |
1:44.0 | dude I don't know what the hell is you how do you're getting dirt on them. So like that aspect, but I have seen people who are squatters or something where I was like, |
2:02.9 | dude, I don't know what the hell is you? |
2:04.1 | How do you use the bathroom? |
2:05.3 | I need to see a picture of this. |
2:06.8 | We need to have an instructional video. |
2:08.9 | So the first item, honey bucket seat, your tongue on there, 10 seconds. |
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