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Speak on it, Kira.

This is like a perfect crime for us.

I fucking love that sentence.

The jury has never been more biased. Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Welcome to any new listeners. On this podcast, we pedally investigate interpersonal disputes, things that aren't

technically criminal but feel like they should be. Griff, what is the theme of today's crime?

I'm going to say pizza. It's pizza. Pizza? Okay, incredible. Griff, how's your week? You had a good

slice of pizza recently? I haven't had pizza in a while now that you ask. My week's been good. I feel like it's end of January when we're recording this, or I guess middle January. And I feel very back to L.A. Like it takes a lot going to the farm, settling in there. I really sink into it. And I'm feeling really good. I feel very like present, if that makes

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