Designated Dummy
Petty Crimes
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4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Congrats on being the only sober person at my birthday! Wanna come to the after-party? Actually, can you drive us there? All of us?
Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis
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| 1:20.6 | My gorgeous model friend from childhood still loves me. |
| 1:24.4 | And these two other cool people want to spend time with me too. |
| 1:27.7 | Holy shit. I'm like getting a little nervous. |
| 1:30.1 | I know. It's too good to be true. Did they befriend me just to have a D.D. for the night? |
| 1:35.6 | Honey, Griff was there about two pages ago. Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. |
| 1:58.1 | Hi, Kiki. |
| 2:00.0 | Hi. |
| 2:01.0 | What's my pet name from you? |
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