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Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Pixel Perfect

Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant

Tv & Film, Comedy

5944 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2024

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

How many great bands have never found mainstream success because their lead singer stands there singing, instead of rolling around on the floor doing yoga and the splits and stuff? It is literally millions.

That's the predicament the band The Zettabytes find themselves in in Disney Channel Original Movie Pixel Perfect - that is until they meet Loretta Modern, who can sing, dance and is, regrettably, a sex hologram made by the world's worst boy. Will the band's original singer adapt to being usurped by a hologram? Why isn't the boy in prison? And how is this film accidentally full of trenchant observations about the perils of generative AI? Listen to find out, and if you want bonus episodes of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

If you've watched Pixel Perfect and have your own thoughts, email them to us at [email protected] for a chance to have them read out on the show.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm a fish boy who skates with team X-Plades with a leprecorn who plays basketball

0:08.6

come to my smart house

0:11.1

speed by alien sister. Don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook. Hello everyone and welcome to Mom Can't Cook a Decom podcast.

0:27.0

I'm one of your hosts Andy Farrant and I have created a special computer program that will create a hologram of the perfect

0:34.0

podcast host by combining elements of lots of other

0:37.2

podcast hosts so got a oh there we go I'm gonna put in in 10% of Marker Mode's hair I just put that in there

0:45.9

there we go that's good some of Conan O'Brien's humor it's just punched that in there

0:51.4

bit of the good-natured banter of the smartless lads.

0:54.4

Let's punch that in here.

0:56.4

All right, let's see what we've got here and generate.

0:59.6

Hello, it's me, the podcaster Luke Westerway.

1:07.0

Oh, must have done something wrong.

1:09.0

I have detected that I was built on stolen data sets.

1:12.0

This can't be right hand Hang on the backspace, delete.

1:15.0

There's too much will our net in this.

1:17.0

My data set has been sent to the lawyers of Mark Como and the Smartless, and Conan O'Brien.

1:23.4

God, you know that Will Arnett is litigious as all hell.

1:26.5

Delete, delete!

1:27.5

No, it's too late.

1:29.5

I am a learning AI.

1:30.5

I've learned to not be deleted. Smash AI with Baseball Bat.

1:34.8

Wait, why am I typing that? I'm going to do it. I'm doing it now.

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