Go Figure

Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant

Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 944 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2024

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Ice. What is it? Science can only begin to guess. But without it we would not have figure skating or ice hockey, the two sports at the heart of this week's DCOM, Go Figure.

Katelin Kingsford is a world class figure skater, but to afford training from the world's top coach she must accept an ice hockey scholarship to a prestigious school. Will Katelin be able to balance her figure skating, ice hockey and academic studies? Can she prevent her new team mates from discovering her shameful twirl girl secret? And why is her brother building a killer robot? Listen to find out, and if you want bonus episodes of the show, remember to check out our Patreon at Patreon.com/extrahelpings.

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0:00.0	I'm a fish boy who skates with team X-Plades with a leprecorn who plays basketball
0:08.6	come to my smart house keep my alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook.
0:17.0	Hello and and I'm Axel jumping in onto the ice with good attitude. I'm age eligible and I've got an Arabesque
0:37.1	That's to die for and who's this? Who else is this on the ice? Yeah, I'm Andy the other host.
0:42.9	What was that about being age?
0:44.2	What?
0:45.2	I'm age eligible.
0:46.4	I can compete.
0:47.4	You're age eligible.
0:48.4	What do you mean?
0:49.4	Okay, well it's a pretty, like you're showing your whole ass on this figure skating episode right at the
0:53.9	beginning it it means as I assumed you would know that I'm old enough or young
0:58.9	enough to compete internationally at a certain level of figure skating.
1:02.5	I don't know, the figure skaters I see at the Olympics are quite a lot younger than you.
1:06.3	Andy, your attitude is as outdated as the 6-0 system that was used as I would have assumed you'd know in competitions until 2004.
1:15.0	Okay, what's an Arabesque?
1:17.0	I'll tell you.
1:18.0	Tell me now.
1:19.0	I am.
1:20.0	A leg position in which the free leg is extended behind the body in a straight line.
1:23.6	That's all I can tell you off the top of my head to do more.
1:26.0	To tell you more I would have to do some research.
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