Pissing on Blue Velvet w/ Mike Yard and Judah Friedlander

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2015

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Mike Yard (The Nightly Show w/ Larry Wilmore) and Judah Friedlander (30 Rock) are in the studio this week with some special appearances from Dr. Phil, Norm Macdonald and a surprise caller. Sherrod, Kurt and the crew talk about Jared the Subway guy getting busted with kiddie porn, Nicki Minaj's new wax statue getting mounted at Madame Tussauds, and Amy Poehler's recent controversy over 'Difficult People' making an R. Kelly joke about Blue Ivy. Also, Kurt invites on "Tommy the go-to gay" to debate the reverence of hashtags like #blacklivesmatter. Special thanks to Bob DiBuono for his hilarious impressions. Check him out @BobDibuono Check out all of our shows at http://standupnylabs.com

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to stand-up New York Labs.
0:03.8	Oh, yeah.
0:05.7	Race Wars.
0:07.1	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be?
0:09.5	He can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:12.5	It's what we do, baby.
0:14.3	Yeah.
0:15.1	You know how you fucking mind, dude.
0:16.6	I have the power.
0:18.1	With Kurt Metzger and Shenzhou shit by her store. Oh my God.
0:22.6	Somebody give me some Becky.
0:26.6	Becky.
0:30.6	White girls give me what?
0:31.6	Head.
0:32.6	Hey, Becky.
0:33.6	Oh, Becky's head?
0:35.6	Oh my God.
0:36.6	I got so much to teach Kurt. Somebody give me some Becky right now.
0:39.3	I failed as a white parent.
0:41.3	Raising his fucking Kurti.
0:43.3	Um, well, you know who failed as a white parent, too, that guy.
0:47.3	Who?
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