Pirate vs. Submarine, Part 2

The Weird Place

Team Coco

Comedy

4.7 • 659 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2022

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

The pirates and submariners must work together to stop an escaped murderous prisoner aboard the pirate ship. However, the escapee is the least of their worries as the pirates learn of powerful nuclear weapons aboard the submarine.

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0:00.0	Welcome back, Weirdos, and now part two of Pirates versus Submarine.
0:11.5	I can't offer you a nightcap, but how about a recap?
0:15.3	After Psychobill dies out of the lavatory hole and into the open sea,
0:19.7	he begins to swim around the ship in search of Captain Jack.
0:23.6	Meanwhile, Captain Jack continues to ply Captain McKinley
0:27.3	with his tainted pirate booze.
0:36.1	Could I get a little refill, Captain Jack?
0:38.5	Of course. Refill.
0:41.4	Who knew time travelers could be so thirsty?
0:46.0	Captain McKinley, Captain Jack, Psycho Bill, he stole your keys and escaped from his cell.
0:51.0	Then he'd go through the lavatory hole into the ocean.
0:53.4	How? No! He must have stole me keys when he grabbed me down in the brig.
0:57.4	Oh, that's a power of news.
0:59.0	Psycho Bill said he wants to eat your face, Captain Jack.
1:01.7	No, my worst nightmare.
1:04.0	Ha! That murderous monster's unstoppable!
1:06.3	I see him, Captain Jack.
1:10.4	It seems as swell has pushed him out a hundred yards of so off or bound.
1:15.0	Shiver me timbers!
1:16.5	The swell! It might have bought us a wee bit of time.
1:19.2	All hands a hoy! Golden Bahama riders! Aim your pistols and fire at will!
1:32.0	It appeared the small-caliber pistols had no effect.
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