In today's episode of The Weird Place titled Cute Little Alien, an adorable and manipulative alien befriends a kindly old woman, but both of them are in for a big surprise. It's time to enter The Weird Place.

On a planet many light years away, the Glob Nob Empire prepares to invade Earth.

The perfect Glob Norm for the job is one Colonel Belot, who's about to be briefed in the Imperial Grand Pavilion.

Greetings, God. about to be briefed in the Imperial Grand Pavilion. Greetings can be lot.

Well, hello, Vice-Admiral Gordnau, and greetings to the Honorable Tribunal of Supreme

Marshals.

Might I say you are impressive, with your heads projected six hundred feet high.

Let me be frank, Colonel B. Lott.

Many of us in the tribunal find you obnoxious, rude, and inappropriately silly.

Additionally, you swindle and lie, cheat and steal on a regular basis,

which is exactly what is required for this mission to be successful. Well, I really wouldn't...

Silence! Your mission is to fly a spaceship to Earth.

You will then befriend a human and manipulate them into buying you.

Bomb making materials.

You'll then make the bomb and use your spaceship to drop the bomb on Crackatoa Island to distract the humans from our imminent invasion.

Oh, is that all? The old imminent invasion trick. Um, just to clarify, couldn't I just bring a bomb with me?

The human radar would detect it.

Right, radar.

Report to Pavilion Flight Deck 9-3-4, launching pad 5 tomorrow at 0,700 hours.

Whittled do, Admiral Guy?

No! hours. Will do, Admiral Guy? Hello, Admiral Guy. Hello, this is Colonel Belot.

I am now entering Earth's atmosphere.

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