Congratulations. You're about to go on a comedy sci-fi adventure into the unknown, the supernatural, and well, just the plain old weird.

So buckle up and grab a cool snack and get prepared to have your mind blown.

Welcome to the weird place.

There are those who wish to live on land and those who dare to dwell under the sea,

such as the sailors aboard the USS Ohio, a class one nuclear submarine in circa

1960, gliding under the icy Atlantic water on its way home to Staten Island Naval Station.

However, this 17,000-ton steel beast, armed with the latest nuclear weaponry, is about to travel back in time and come

face to face with an 18th century pirate ship, an encounter that could only exist in the weird place.

How are we looking, Ensign?

Maintaining speed, 30-9. Course 957, sir.

Lieutenant, everything's looking hickory slim, cap.

Should be arriving at Staten Island Naval Station is actually $1,800.

Wow, huh, a captain!

What is it, Ensign?

Sonar says there's an underwater disturbance

1,000 yards off our bow and closing fast.

Could it be a Soviet sub?

No, sir.

I've never seen anything like this.

Disturbance at 500 yards, sir.

Red alert, evasive action.

300 yards, sir.

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