Piped Out in the Weinermobile

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on a new sex move, how to become a sports fan, and how wild it would be for Rihanna to be your mom. They also get an update from a listener about banging his crushes mom and learn about getting waterboarded by a squirter.

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0:00.0	The all new Honda HLV Hybrid is a very good looking car.
0:04.4	So here we are on the radio where it's clean lines can't distract from its other qualities,
0:10.4	like its spacious interior, advanced safety features, a standard, connectivity, oh hang on.
0:16.7	Are some of you searching online for a picture of it?
0:19.2	Okay, it's gorgeous, but you know what?
0:21.6	Go to a showroom, see it in person, maybe even test drive it.
0:25.7	It's not all about looks.
0:27.9	Honda, the power of dreams.
0:30.8	Alright, everything's making me horny.
0:32.2	What the hell is going on dude?
0:33.4	I think that's life.
0:34.3	What the hell is it when, when is there going to be a moment of like peace?
0:39.1	Where you just go, kids don't do anything for me.
0:41.7	Well, I think it's when you're, well actually I don't know if ever.
0:45.2	I think we're past the point in our turn.
0:47.2	Yeah, I think when you're like eight and you know when you're eight,
0:50.6	no, no, when you're eight girls freak out, you're like,
0:53.5	I'll keep goodies, get away from me, and then something clicks one day and you're like,
0:58.1	I don't give a fuck about the goodies, bring me the cool cheese.
1:02.4	Yeah, you get a point and you go, I'll fuck a dinosaur nugget.
1:05.4	You know what I mean?
1:06.4	I don't give a shit.
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