Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. Thursday, the 6th of August.

It is racing through. It is absolutely racing through. It's unbelievable. But anyway, here we are.

And guess who's dumped his wife at home?

As he jets off to Turkey. Yes, good old Dan Osborne, the one that you really trust.

I think not. He's gone to get his teeth done at the same clinic Katie Price uses.

You know why? It's cheap. That's why they go there. It's cheap. And so he's sort of done it.

And he's splashing out for the trip. I don't know where his money comes from. I've got no idea.

But so the reality, hunk, he's not a hunk at all, he's a bit of a nasty piece of work actually,

left his wife at home with their children, Ella, while he whisked his mother and a friend

off to the peninsula for a three-person round of dental work.

Uh-oh, uh-oh.

I mean, seriously, poor Dan Oswald, you couldn't trust him as far as you could throw him, could you really?

But never mind, I'm sure that Jacqueline will forgive him and it'll all just be... I mean, seriously, poor Dan Os, but you couldn't trust him as far as you could throw him, could you really?

But never mind, I'm sure that Jacqueline will forgive him,

and it'll all just be water under the bridge for the most disastrous couple in living memory.

Wayne Rooney and his brother-in-law left him Barbados to deal with the family's luggage.

Colleen jetted back to the UK with the kids.

I mean, I've never known a family which have so much luggage.

I mean, you know, most people go on holiday with a suitcase.

They go with about 20.

20 suitcase.

Somebody say, oh, they've got kids.

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