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Morning, everybody. Welcome long to your free podcast. End of the week. It's Friday the 7th of

August. I trust you've had a good week I trust that um and

don't even talk to me about the heat for today I'm I'm having a bad day already even thinking about it

some people like many of you probably absolutely enjoy the heat I'm not one of them I hate it I can't

think of anything I've got friends of mine who literally just lie there and bake themselves to a sort of the colour of a lobster. But it's not for me at all. Meanwhile, over in Turkey,

having a bit of an old, old good time over there, it's creepy old Dan Osborne. The wife says,

hurry home to him. I can't believe she's still with him, but there you go. She's ignored all

the advice. And he's gone to get his

teeth done. I'm assuming as he keeps plugging the place he's having them done, it must be some

sort of freebie or some sort of discount. I can't think of any other reason why. What does Dan Osborne

do for a living? There's the big million dollar question. Katie Price is gutted. No, no, no, fish are gutted. Although actually, second thoughts, looking at it.

And here she is. She's obviously got no friends because they've had to get somebody from a clinic

who pushes her in a wheelchair because she stupidly jumped off a wall. And apparently,

she'll have to be taught how to walk again. Have you ever heard so much garbage in your entire life?

But she decided to stay for the rest of the holiday

for the sake of the children. Yes, junior and princess, 15 and 13, who, you know, I mean,

they say it's going to be a long road for Kate. It's always been a long road for Kate,

but luckily she milks it every second of the way, doesn't she? There's always a photographer

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