Pillock (pt 1)
The Socially Distant Sports Bar
Nata Media
4.8 • 3.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Episode 292: Pillock (Pt 1)
Distant Pod is a weekly podcast where Elis James, Mike Bubbins, and Steff Garrero bring you the best (and worst) of sport, culture, and internet oddities. Expect classic clips, documentaries, books, bizarre moments, and plenty of total nonsense along the way.
🎫 LONDON LIVE SHOWS — TICKETS ON SALE NOW!
We’re coming to London and we REALLY want to see you there — it’s our biggest push of the year.
Grab your seats before they're gone → distantpod.com/live
🎧 PART 1 — Clips
Steff: Brian London tamping at losing to Dick Richardson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8egll49f8Q
Mike: Scooter Jousting
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSGHfQOjEjt/?igsh=MXF4NWIxNXNvbmZtdQ==
Elis: You pillock
https://x.com/sid_lambert/status/1998840100587757962?s=46&t=neS5hOG2rnBndx5FBpAv6g
🛍️ SHOP & SUPPORT
sdsb2025.myshopify.com
🎟️ LIVE SHOWS (LONDON NEEDS YOU)
🛍️ NEW MERCH ALERT
We’ve launched a brand new merch store — mugs, hoodies, prints and more!
If you fancy supporting the pod that way, head here 👇
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello! |
| 0:01.0 | Hello! |
| 0:02.0 | Right, we've got some good news for you lot. |
| 0:05.0 | We are taking the socially distance sports bar out on the road again. |
| 0:09.0 | Yes, actual real-life shows, us, microphones, an audience, probably a few unrepeatable stories from Mike. |
| 0:16.0 | Absolutely lush. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh my God, that's my dream day as well. |
| 0:22.3 | Yes, and those are the highlights of the night. |
| 0:24.4 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:25.3 | But we want you to come and join us. |
| 0:26.9 | There will be stories that we can't put out on the podcast, no doubt. |
| 0:29.8 | Plenty of nonsense and a few surprises as well. |
| 0:32.4 | So they took 10 grand over the bar yesterday. |
| 0:35.0 | They're only like 40 minutes. |
| 0:36.3 | Yes. |
| 0:37.5 | And fair play, because from what |
| 0:39.3 | I can tell, the bar stuff is a |
| 0:41.2 | harassed old lady called Margaret. |
| 0:44.2 | Hate you, lot, I can tell you. |
| 0:46.3 | So grab your tickets now at distantpod.com |
| 0:48.9 | 4 slash live. They're going fast. |
| 0:51.3 | There are about 50 tickets left for the two nights |
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