Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proux.

The Ray Harrah, once again the smartest man in the world, Frickast takes to the ether

for the salubrious confines of Arlington, Texas, most enchanting comedy act.

The improv located in them all of a freeway like everything in Texas.

That's inner-sitting.

Once again, back hearing the Republic to try to settle things down before the big change

happens here in Texas.

And you realize that the whole state's been infiltrated by minorities and women.

Then it will be the Fredoneman Republic of Texas.

And it will just be in the symbol instead of an armadillo.

It will just be a big uterus with a chili pepper on it, walking, striding powerfully across

the sands here.

My wife asked me today, how far is Dallas from New Orleans?

And I'm like, oh my god.

We're in Dallas.

Dallas isn't near anything as far as I can tell.

I mean, it's near Texas, but New Orleans is what, seven hours from here in many, many

decades, away from the DFW areas, people insist on calling it here.

It's twin cities like Minneapolis, St. Paul, or London, Paris.

You know, it's like those kind of twin cities.

I used to, that's how much grass Americans have to geographer years ago, I used to say to

people, I was just back from London and they'd go really London, Paris.

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