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The Smartest Man in the World

Bunkers

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2016

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Live from the American Comedy Company in San Diego, Greg meditates on Moctezuma, moron jokes and McGovern.

Transcript

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0:00.0

music

0:19.0

irk

0:23.2

in the

0:25.3

of 70 AGOs, underground situation, the American comedy company, the most patriotic of all comedy clubs,

0:35.0

because there's a giant American eagle behind me right now,

0:39.0

glowering at the crowd, reminding them that this is a republic.

0:42.4

And even though we're only a couple 20, 30 miles from the border, we're a sister republic lies,

0:50.2

there's vast differences.

0:51.9

For instance, this was always Mexico for 500 years, and then we decided it wasn't.

0:57.3

That's the biggest difference.

1:00.6

Why do you think it's called San Diego?

1:02.1

Jesus Christ, no white guy named Bob named it.

1:06.0

This was always Mexico.

1:07.6

That's what makes it exciting.

1:09.2

I was just in Texas, and I said to them, and he is, then, if you didn't have Mexico,

1:13.9

you were always Mexico.

1:14.9

If you didn't have Mexican people, what would you do for food?

1:17.6

Because what is Texas without Mexican food?

1:20.2

Oklahoma.

1:21.2

That's all it is.

1:24.4

So nice to be back here in Santa Grated.

1:26.2

We were here in the summertime.

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