Pigeons Are The Feds (with SushiboyMEXICO) RE-RELEASE
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 January 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Are pigeons surveillance cameras? Langston and David sit in studio with SushiboyMEXICO (Denial Is A River Show) about this intriguing conspiracy theory. Are pigeons just out there spying on our whereabouts? Are their insides just a bunch of wires and chips? Where are the baby pigeons? We ask more questions about this bird and how it has shown up in many parts of the media (we're looking at you, Hey Arnold!). Plus, more discussions of robot p*ssies occur in this episode.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:06.3 | This is reminding me, and I didn't think I hadn't thought about this in years, |
| 0:10.4 | but there was that conspiracy theory for years that if you give a pigeon Mentos, |
| 0:16.2 | they would, like, explode. |
| 0:17.5 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:18.4 | They would, like, physically explode. |
| 0:37.5 | And that never made sense to me. Like, why would an animal just fucking pop? Short circuit. Yeah, but the idea that this is a robot, this is some sort of bioengineering machine. And what do menthol's having? Menthal. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Come on. Is that true? I don't know. |
| 0:39.0 | Menthol tastes like mint, so I'm going to take it. I didn't. True. No. Mentos is a menthol, I think. That feels, that's what it's short for. It feels right. Hello. It's Spanish for mento. Spanish for menthol. That makes sense. It's multiple mental mental. |
| 0:53.6 | Multiple mentos. |
| 0:55.2 | Mentamos is for menthol. That makes sense. Multiple mentos. Multiple mentos. |
| 0:57.8 | Mentamos is our mento. |
| 1:00.5 | The mentos of us. |
| 1:01.7 | The mentos of us. The mentos of us. |
| 1:05.8 | The government growing babies. |
| 1:09.3 | Microchips in your anise |
| 1:11.1 | all koala bears are racist |
| 1:14.5 | the ozone layer |
| 1:18.3 | owes me money |
| 1:19.7 | Martians offended turkey stuff |
| 1:22.4 | and y'all can't tell me |
| 1:24.7 | nothing |
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