I'm Piz Morgan, uncensored tonight. Another bombshell poll shows half of the king's realms want to ditch the monarchy, with many citing colonial sins as the reason for divorce.

So should King Charles apologise for the past, maybe even pay reparations? But with that, just fan the Republican flames.

And Hollywood's nauseating hypocrisy lay bearers met Gala stars pay tribute to the late Carl Lagerfeld,

a venomous provocateur, disagreed with them about pretty much everything.

Should these wokeies practice what they preach?

Or maybe just stop preaching.

We'll debate that.

And an alleged official in America sparks fire and thunder by coming out as a woman of colour.

Of course, he did it as a prank to test this concept of limitless self-identity.

So what's the problem?

Well, the black lesbian representative for Delaware, who's a white bloke, will join me live to explain.

From the news building in London, this is Piers Morgan Uncensored.

Good evening from London. Welcome to Piers Morgan Uncensored.

Hollywood loves nothing more than telling the rest of us how we should live and how we should think. It's heavy on the preach, light on the practice. This week stars and supermodels flew in on private jets, taking a very well-earned break from hatreds about their carbon footprint, attention detail, for the Met Gala in New York.

And what is now routinely a nauseating annual romp of tone-death extravagance

became a glistening exhibition of holly woke hypocrisy.

Well, the whole event was billed as a tribute to the late-fashioned king, Carl Lagerfeld.

Indisputably, one of the all-time great designers.

A visitor from out of space would be forgiven for thinking

he was some kind of hybrid non-binary fusion of Mother Teresa

and Nelson Mandela by the time.

This is not I'd finish the other night.

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