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Live from the news building in London, this is Piers Morgan Uncensored.

Well, good evening from London.

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Brits will celebrate the coronation of King Charles in many weird and wonderful ways on Saturday.

After all, a royal occasion brings out Britain at its bonkers best.

There's the royal superfans, bedecked in Union flags, who've already begun camping outside

the Mal, some for the last week, just for a fleeting glimpse of His Majesty, and, of course,

Camilla, his queen, in the Gold State Coach.

Well, thousands of neighbours will stuff their faces and wave their flags, the street parties.

Thirsty Patriots will guzzle 36 million pints in a weekend of merriment for the monarch.

Many of them in pubs, especially rebranded as the Charles and Camilla.

There are the Royal Scarecrows, the Mad Hatters, the Transatlantic Travellers and, of course,

the great many people who just have a nice long weekend with an extra day off work.

Now, you might not share the patriotic fervour that incites our best eccentrics to pay homage to the crown. You might not agree with the monarchy. But the common theme with all the above is that

it's celebratory and joyful

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