Tonight on Pierce Morgan, I'm censored with me, Jeremy Kyle, commuter chaos again.

Strike boss Mick Lynch blames Grant Shaps and the Conservative Party.

He's got to show them that he's some kind of steely right-wing militant, which is what the whole party's becoming.

But we'll fed up Brits blame him. He joins us live in the studio.

Health hazards at 50 beaches as failing water firms spew raw sewage. How can we cure Britain's seasickness? And top grades plunge on A-level results day, but record numbers are still heading to university, including a certain Kyle Jr. Many congratulations, Al, so proud, but the question

tonight is still this. Is a degree still the best investment in a student's future?

A student's future? Good evening, my friends, and a big, big welcome to Piers Morgan Uncensored.

I'm still Jeremy Carlin. You know what I was going to start tonight by talking about rail chaos and militant unions. I was going to show you pictures of deserted railway platforms and scowling commuters whilst lamenting Britain's summer of discontent. I was going to complain about selfish union bosses bringing a cash-strap nation to its knees in the middle of this dreadful

cost of living crisis. I even had a joke about minding the gap between the timetables and reality,

but then I did something I don't normally do, my friends. I opened Twitter, and it seems I've made

a terrible, terrible mistake. Our nation is gripped by Mick Mania. The man's even got his own fan club. They're

calling themselves the Lynch pins. Those aren't just picket lines you see at Houston Station. They're

now queuing up for selfies with the undisputed star of the summer. Union boss Mick Lynch is a media

star raves the Guardian. Mick Lynch, a folk hero for our time, muses the Herald. We should all be

grateful for Mick Lynch commands the new statesman, all right-wing papers, of course. These

reviews are make Andrew Lloyd Webber blush. He's even won the backing of Bernie Sanders in the US.

Yes, it turns out, my friend, this picket line pin-up is currently bigger than Piers Morgan's ego.

Now, admittedly, I was a little confused by all of this, so I delved a little deeper and discovered why.

Check this. I kinda love a train strike, saves me 55 quid and gives me three hours of my day back,

and there's no train noise whilst working from home, says Steve.

These rail strikes are just cementing work from home practices that make rail less relevant forever, says Andy. Another one, Vicky, I think. I'll get a two-hour line. Yay, more train strikes,

says Vicky and suddenly it all became clear. So as Britain's most famous union leader really

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