Tonight on Piers Morgan, uncensored with me, Jeremy Kyle.

Cyclists facing fines and speed limits and a road law revolution.

Yippee!

Aye!

Hey!

Idiots!

But will it simply drive an increase in traffic?

More criminals, fewer investigations is British policing facing a real

emergency. And as inflation rockets pass 10% and surging supermarket prices give us the chills

at the teals, how are we to survive the food cost crunch?

We know children with the cost of living who they evidently come to school having not been fed.

We know children. Good evening, my friends and a big, big welcome to Pierce Morgan Uncensored. I'm still Jeremy

Carl and first tonight, a road riddle. How do you get to use the highways with no license,

no insurance, without paying any tax and with absolutely no speed limit? The answer is, of course, as easy as riding a bike. That's my bell. I promise you one thing, this is the only time ever you'll see me doing this. I get irrationally angry about cyclists. I mean it. We wrote this, don't come near me. I'm a cycle path. But seriously, nice. What's not to loathe? There's the toy hoys. They dress up like the Tour de France, from 15-minute pedal to work. You've got the chain gangs, usually four of them, riding side by side, like some massive peloton, whilst us taxpaying motorists, queue behind, getting later and later and more irate.

You've got the Sigourney Weavers, through the mist swerving like a shopping trolley with a dodgy wheel. And you're Jeremy Vines, whoever he is, with more cameras than Kodak picking fights and running red lights. It's good news, though. It turns out of I'm not the only one thinks these two tired tyrants have run out of road. Today the government announced, thank God, it might just force cyclists to buy insurance, follow speed limits, pay fines for ignoring the laws of our road. So at last, says me with one hand off the wheel, a common sense reform bringing cycling into the 21st century. Oh no, say the cyclist. Reckless regulation, we'll end up with more people in their cars. We're going to debate that in a minute. But first, my friends, as I run out of breath, and look at why cyclists think I've got this wrong. I'm getting off now, you see. I've got carpool tunnel syndrome. Watch this. Hey! Idiot! Idiot! Oh! Idiot! What the fuck are you doing, man? What are you doing, man?

You're gonna be rid, yeah?

Too busy doing that, mate.

Six points.

Is that 1.5 bleat it's overtaking?

So you're in cool? Bye-bye now.

Brilliant. Right, Nick Freeman, the transport lawyer, so good he's known as Mr. Loophole, joins me now. Plus Britain's most militant cyclist, Dave Sherry. Let's start with you, Nick. You have been urging the government to do this for absolute ages. It is chaos out there. I know cyclists won't like what I'm going to say, right? But really, isn't it time

there was a degree of responsibility served on the cycling community, Nick Freeman?

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