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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2012

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Greg nurses an Oscar hangover at the Bar Lubitsch with talk of Sisqo, "Sex Machine" and the '70s.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Good cops, good chips, good chipmunks, good squirrels, purpose de jure, purpose de jien

0:29.8

proofs to us, putlers, scootlers, and midnight cadoodlers. Once again, we can

0:34.2

fab convene, and otherwise have now, but they're richly appointed. Finally,

0:38.2

detailed Rosie Crimson Ruby flushed a Rubicon Vermillion coral maroon,

0:42.2

carmine, cockaneal, rubes and sanguine secret chamber. Of the hostile way on the

0:47.4

west side of Holly Rockdown is the bar-lubich, where we launch the

0:49.9

poopcust into the either, and hope a winter breeze takes its on its gossiper

0:53.8

back and sends us sweeping aloft. The podcast gods and goddesses gently

0:58.0

blowing at my pod rod. As we swing once more by the pleasure chest across the

1:03.5

street, where fistuary is almost over, and snarge, breathes, it's ugly,

1:10.3

wadded like Canada's. This is the smartest man in the world,

1:13.8

poopcast, and I welcome the people in the room here on this festive night.

1:17.3

It's band night here at Bar-lubich, because the seating is festival-style.

1:21.4

There's been brocade benches presented as if we're going to have an 18th-century

1:25.6

quadril festival after the show, and people will be wearing powdered wigs and

1:30.0

stuffing rodents out of their hair with giant, thank you, with giant, or had all

1:34.9

chopsticks that they carry for that very purpose. So take a hit of snuff and feed

1:39.6

the cricket you have in a cage around your neck, and let's all once again

1:43.2

in join on this fabulous red brocade night, because as I say it's band night,

1:47.8

there's been a five-dollar admission table set up in the anti-way as you

1:52.8

make your climb back into the Vermillion Chamber here, to the red planet,

1:58.6

Mars, the God of War, and people are trying to pay to get into my show tonight,

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