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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2012

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Vodkasting from Goodnights Comedy Club in Raleigh, North Carolina, Greg takes on monsters, meth labs and magic.

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Ladies and Gentlemen Greg Wolf

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Chaudy, Proof Control Toes, Proof Contatas, Proof Candelopes, Proof Antelopes, Proof Adactals, Proof Ractals, Proof Electics, and Volunteers of the Raspberry Dawn Patrol. Welcome to the other side.

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Cheers

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We're Violet Eyes Gaze from Heaven and Dawn Cornelius. Still thinks it's a stone gas. Step by step up the ladder, the golden cusp of the morning.

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The vodka lubricates the dry planks and gives you moist paws and ample purchase.

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Once again we take to the ether with the smartest man in the world, Proof Cast here from the intense and hilarious confines of good nights right here in Raleigh, North Carolina ladies and gentlemen.

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Cheers

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North Carolina, this is the, I can't count how many times I've been here now and I always enjoy coming here. I've stayed at various places.

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Last time I stayed at an anodine white people mall that had a five guys and a Campbell shop.

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This time I'm staying near North Carolina State so it's going to be an evening of estrogen and testosterone as people drunkenly climb up the stairs and scream, dude to each other.

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But we used to stay downtown at the, there was a hotel downtown right near the Capitol and right around the corner was the most amazing barbecue of bloody hell.

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Clippers, what's it called? Camper's, Cooper's, wow. Not only did I go to Cooper's every day I stayed there right so that I could weigh over 1400 pounds when I left the premises.

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It's the chopped barbecue with the vinegar on it and then they sold bags of pork rinds, giant bags of pork rinds and I had to use every fiber of myself control not to buy 17 bags.

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And take them back to the room and have a pot soaked beer soaked orgy where I just rub pork rinds over the nether reaches of my body below the equator, getting the pig fat into all those hard to reach areas.

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Because nothing on God's great earth is more alluring than pork fat and I think you'll have to agree North Carolina.

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