Pickup Trucks, Prenups & One-Pump Chumps

Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Mazel morons! Josh is shopping for a pickup truck and possibly a whole new personality, while Ben vents about BMW’s deeply flawed “eco” settings. We break down the best Jewish cars (spoiler: not Volvos), reminisce about family catering trauma, and share their dream Hillstone orders in a new segment called “I’ll Have What He’s Having.” Plus: Josh opens up about toddler sleep struggles, Ben goes beast mode on creatine, and we weigh in on guest etiquette, prenups, and the dreaded one-pump chump. Oh—and if you ever find yourself recording ads in monster voice, what are ya nuts? Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Get your free LMNT Sample Pack with any purchase at drinklmnt.com/GOODGUYS Get results you can run your fingers through! For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10 OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to OpenPhone.com/GOODGUYS Applebee’s iconic 2 for $25 deal is back featuring their NEW Chicken Parmesan Fettuccine and NEW Big Bangin’ Burger. You can get 1 appetizer and 2 entrees for $25 Right now, ButcherBox is offering our listeners $20 off their first box and free protein for a year Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts?
0:24.3	Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good, good guys.
0:33.0	Baruch Hashem and Mazel to you and yours, This is the Good Guys podcast. Welcome back.
0:40.5	B.H.
0:41.2	You got where you were going safely.
0:44.3	I hope that you didn't hit any traffic.
0:49.2	You want to hear a good Jewish joke I heard recently, Ben?
0:51.9	Sure.
0:53.3	Sadie, the sad Jewish widow is mourning the death of her husband, Saul.
0:59.7	He recently passed.
1:00.7	She said, oh, I guess I'll have to do an announcement in the newspaper.
1:04.2	So she calls the newspaper, so she wants to do an announcement.
1:07.9	They say, well, it's $25 a word, ma'am.
1:10.6	She goes, my God, so expensive.
1:13.0	All right.
1:13.9	Just write Saul died.
1:16.3	They go, unfortunately, there's a five-word minimum.
1:19.5	She goes, fine.
1:20.9	Right.
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