Josh Almost DIED?!

Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Mazel morons! Today we’re kicking things off with sports talk before diving into Josh’s absolutely unhinged Dennis Rodman story-complete with alien emojis, North Korea, and an on-air crime confession that mysteriously never made it to broadcast. From there, we spiral into swaddles, chowder in 100-degree heat, and Josh’s first-ever allergic reaction (spoiler: expired lotion is the villain). Plus, we answer YOUR questions about camping cuisine and baby registries, and give our take on an overhyped alert. What are ya nuts? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 to take an additional 10% off your next purchase. Goodwipes is giving away FREE wipes! Just buy a pack at Target, Walmart, Kroger-or your local store-then head to goodwipes.com/GOODGUYS, text them your receipt and get reimbursed! Applebee's iconic 2 for $25 deal is back featuring their NEW Chicken Parmesan Fettuccine and NEW Big Bangin' Burger. Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS 100 at sign-up to own your health. Find exactly what you're booking for. Booking.com, Booking. YEAH! Book today on the site or in the app. Prolon is offering Good Guys listeners 15% off sitewide plus a $40 bonus gift when you subscribe to their 5-Day Nutrition Program! Just visit ProlonLife.com/GOODGUYS Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys. They're not the great guys.
0:28.0	Fidgen's so good or good or good guys. Whoa. Mazzle morons, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. I'm sitting here with Mayor Mumdani's Jewish Outreach teammates Ben Zoffer. I promise we come in peace. I promise. Ignore everything we've ever said. We're trying. Where can we come in peace? Oh, Bub. Bob, what's going on? You look fantastic. I love when you wear a Mets hat.
0:55.4	It just reminds me, it's like, God, you're such a New Yorker.
0:58.5	You and your allegiances.
1:00.2	You're not wearing a Dodgers hat.
1:01.7	If the Dodgers were to send you free tickets, you'd say no.
1:04.3	Show hey, show no.
1:06.6	Show no, hey.
1:07.6	Show hey.
1:10.1	Yo, more like show bye.
1:14.1	I would accept the tickets.
1:16.5	Please, Dodgers, send them because my son is a massive Dodgers fan.
1:19.7	But yeah, it's really hard for me to break out New York, or I'm sorry, to break out of my
1:25.2	New York gear.
1:26.1	Like, I loved the Lakers. I loved the Kings, the L.A. Kings for a very long time. And then they had a big charity game earlier in the year. And I just did not feel like I got the respect that I deserved. And if you're ever going to have a grievance, make it over charity. So the L.A. Kings, I love you, but I don't like you right now.
1:46.6	Yeah, well, it's fine.
1:47.9	Hockey's relevant anyways.
1:49.4	And all that I'll have, all that I have to say is the New York Mets, you know,
1:52.7	they're playing some fantastic ball.
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