A Message for the Haters

Good Guys

Dear Media

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Mazel morons! Your boys are back- mic flags off, baby monitors on, and the haters firmly in their sights. Today, Ben celebrates Ruby’s elite sleep schedule (eight to four, four to eight!), while Josh explains why his household is running on fumes and toddler chaos. We swap parenting war stories, plan a groovy Bar Mitzvah, and reflect on the fine line between jealousy and celebration. We also pay tribute to the late Hulk Hogan (RIP? maybe?), spiral into a legal deep dive about Gawker, and call out a few unhinged internet trolls in a new, possibly short-lived segment: “Hi Haters.” Plus, we break down the ethics of location sharing in relationships, debate whether gazpacho is soup , and shout out the franchise heroes behind every great Dunkin’ Donuts. You better leave us five-stars- otherwise… what are you nuts? Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Start earning points on rent you're already paying for by going to joinbilt.com/GOODGUYS Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order of their new recipe. Go to hero.co and use code GOODGUYS at checkout. Kickstart your health today by visiting ProlonLife.com/goodguys to claim your 15 percent discount and your bonus gift. Fatty15 is on a mission to optimize your C15 levels to help you live healthier, longer. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to fatty15.com/GOODGUYS and using code GOODGUYS at checkout. If you're ready to build your own business - whether it's merch, products, or the next best idea - get on Shopify.com/goodguys and make it happen! Visit www.sleep.me/GoodGuys to get 20% off your Chilipad with code goodguys. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.3	They're not the great guys. We're just so good or good, good guys. Whoa.
0:32.6	Mazum morons, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. I'm sitting here with your favorite Jewish camp counselor. It's Ben Safer. Shalom, Chavarim. Shalom, chavarerim. For everybody that doesn't know,
0:52.0	that just means, hello, campers, and we'll see you later.
0:55.1	Hello, my friends.
0:56.7	Welcome back to the Good Guys podcast.
0:59.4	Things are great, Josh.
1:00.9	Things are great over here.
1:02.5	Things are great.
1:03.3	We're sleeping good.
1:04.8	I'm not trying to brag.
1:06.2	I'm just telling you, Josh, that Ruby is sleeping like a rock.
1:10.0	The man is going eight to four and then
1:13.5	four to eight. Dude, Mazel, you're so lucky. I've never had a kid like that. By the way,
1:20.1	Jackie is literally like looking at us. She's like, I don't understand. Like her, her kids were not
1:24.5	like that either. She's like, I don't understand how he's doing this. Eight to four, four to eight.
1:28.4	That's it. He's just like, he's just unbelievable. That's huge. Real quick. Sorry to cut you guys off. Just Mike Flagg. I just noticed. Oh, okay. No worries. We can, we'll give him one episode. We'll give him one episode. It's fine. Yeah, yeah.
1:23.7	We'll keep it going.
1:24.8	It's okay, Josh.
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