Physicality

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Basketball, Sports, Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan and producer Anthony Mayes are stepping up their level of physicality for a deep podcast playoff run. Tom thought the season was over after spending two years with the Blazers not making the postseason, so we missed our episode last week. Truth Teller Jason Timpf of Hoops Tonight joins the show to discuss the Warriors vs. Rockets series, Steph Curry's brilliance, Jonathan Kuminga's disappearance and how LeBron made him fall in love with basketball. Basketball Illuminati is now part of the Count The Dings Network. Join the Count The Dings Patreon to support the show, get ad free episodes and exclusive content at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings ILLUMINATI MERCH HAS RETURNED - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Email us: [email protected] Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:29.9	Tom, what happened last week? Where were you? Well, I guess I should just come clean. I thought
0:34.6	the season was over. Was it not? No. It was for some teams, to be fair.
0:39.2	It's to be fair. There was a handful of teams the season was over. Utah, Portland, Washington,
0:46.8	Charlotte, and Portland. How else is he supposed to know season still going? He lives in Charlotte.
0:52.6	He works for Portland. season's over i wasn't
0:55.6	expecting this level of excuse making from amin for you tom i was going to come down hard on you
1:00.4	yeah you think regular season's over your blazers gig is done you can waltz off on a vacation
1:07.9	lose your voice good point tom you got to lift us out on a limb there.
1:13.3	What's that about? Well, you know, when LeBron goes on mind the game and ask Steve Nash, like,
1:18.2	what do you do in the offseason or they talk about it? Actually, I do kind of sound like Steve Nash.
1:22.7	Yeah, a little bit. Steve Nash has a raspy voice too, right? He does, and he's a low talker.
1:27.9	Yeah.
1:28.6	So you got to go a little bit lower.
1:30.1	A little bit lower, you do a perfect Steve Nash.
1:32.4	So like Steve Nash, in the offseason, I shut this shit down.
1:36.7	Yeah.
1:37.2	Okay.
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