Phone Tap: Yuck The Yankees

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today’s Phone Tap victim orders the same lunch from his favorite deli almost every day, but thanks to his Yankee hat last week, we’re banning him for life!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	Picture there's a restaurant or a deli that serves the most amazing food.
0:21.2	Ooh, I'm there. I'm eating it.
0:22.9	Love it. Eat it all the time.
0:24.9	Yes. And then all of a sudden they tell you, nope, can't have it anymore.
0:28.3	What? Everybody else still can. Just not you.
0:32.0	That's what happens today when we call a guy who orders lunch from the same place every week.
0:37.7	His buddy knows that.
0:39.8	So he called ahead, canceled his order.
0:42.1	And then had me pose as a deli employee to tell him he has been banned.
0:47.4	Oh, I love the commitment.
0:48.9	You're going to hear why in your phone tap right now.
0:51.5	It's another phone tap.
0:53.0	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:56.8	Hello?
0:58.2	Hi, is this Mitch Fri-?
1:01.9	Yeah, who's calling?
1:03.7	My name is Kenny.
1:05.1	I'm calling from North Carolina.
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