Phone Tap: Your Pianos Suck

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.1	The mark of a great customer service person is being able to keep a cool head really trying to understand what the customer is saying.
0:24.6	Oh, yeah.
0:25.3	And having the strength to not drop an F bomb back at them.
0:29.1	Oh, yeah.
0:30.3	I couldn't do it.
0:31.6	No way.
0:33.0	Brick greets him with an FOMB.
0:34.6	How can I help you today, sir?
0:36.5	That's why it's going to be hard today for the guy who works at a piano sale and rental store. Oh, that's a sweet job. It's only for sweet people. It is. Because I have a big complaint. Oh, no. And I know there's not going to be a fix to it. Oh, yeah. So he's just going to have to deal with the wrath of me.
0:54.7	And I've got audio
0:56.0	evidence to prove my point. You're going to
0:58.1	hear it in your phone tap right now.
1:00.4	It's another phone tap.
1:01.9	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
1:06.0	Thank you for calling
1:06.9	NPR on Rentals. This is Scott. How may I help you?
1:09.9	I demand a refund um i'm sorry to hear that
1:16.8	yeah can you can you can you tell me yeah i i rented a piano from you guys for my family reunion
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