Phone Tap: Your Exes Family Plan

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Customer service calls are always so boring, which is why in today’s Phone Tap Jose's spicing it up and asking all the intrusive questions about their ex that he can!

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0:00.0	When you're on the phone with a customer service person, there's a few personal questions that they're allowed to ask. Like, how's the weather in your area? Oh, yeah. Are you having a nice day? Yeah, sure. Have you thought about going back to your ex who cheated on you and giving you one more chance? If you called Jose, you'd actually get into a conversation.
0:21.8	Are you saying you're not a lot?
0:22.4	I guess I think about it, Bailey.
0:24.1	Why?
0:25.6	Are you not supposed to ask that one?
0:27.6	No, that's very crossing a boundary there.
0:29.6	Because that's what Jose does.
0:31.3	Oh, that makes sense.
0:32.7	You're going to hear how it goes in your phone tap right now.
0:35.7	It's another phone tap.
0:37.2	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:40.9	Hello.
0:42.2	Hi, my name's Garrison from T-D-Col customer support.
0:45.2	Is this Jenna M-B-B-S?
0:47.3	Yes, why do you ask?
0:49.3	Hi, Jenna.
0:50.2	I just, first off, I want to apologize for the snafu regarding your account.
0:54.8	I'm so sorry. I'm not apologize for the snafu regarding your account. I'm so sorry.
0:56.5	I'm not aware of a snafu.
0:58.7	What are you talking about?
1:00.0	Wait, so you haven't spoken with David, your fiancé?
1:03.8	About what?
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