Phone Tap: You Need Theraflix
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 21 July 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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We’re calling from Netflix and our Depression Algorithm has found someone who might be having a rough time, so we’ve prescribed them a “Theraflix” to help!
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| 0:00.0 | We've been doing these prank calls for a little while now. |
| 0:02.9 | And sometimes the hardest part is coming up with a good premise. |
| 0:06.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:06.8 | You know, a realistic way to fool them. |
| 0:09.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.6 | Sometimes it's figuring out when is the exact moment to spring it on them and let them know it's a joke. |
| 0:14.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:14.9 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:15.6 | It's an art. |
| 0:16.2 | But for some people, especially Brooke, the hardest part is not laughing in the middle of the call. |
| 0:22.6 | Sometimes they're just so funny. |
| 0:24.6 | Because once we come up with the idea, there's definitely going to be some funny lines and you have to keep a straight face. |
| 0:30.6 | I'm just not good at that. |
| 0:32.6 | Otherwise you're going to blow it and you only have one chance to do it right. |
| 0:36.6 | So see how Brooke does in your brand-new phone tab right now. |
| 0:41.2 | It's another phone tab. |
| 0:42.8 | And weekday mornings on the 20s. |
| 0:46.6 | Hello? |
| 0:47.8 | Hi, is this Jessica D. |
| 0:50.1 | Yes, who's this? |
| 0:51.4 | My name's Helen Highwater, and I'm calling from Netflix customer service. |
| 0:56.3 | Okay. |
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