Phone Tap: Wireless Hairless Careless Cell Service

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Brooke is attempting to set the record for the LEAST helpful customer service call of all time and it all starts with a simple survey.

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-UI-O-A! We're running out of time, so I can only tell you the bullet points of the phone tap that's about to air. Oh, okay. Woman, cell phone, problem.
0:03.3	Yeah, uh-huh.
0:04.0	Br. out of time so I can only tell you the bullet points of the phone tap that's about to air. Oh, okay.
0:21.1	Woman, cell phone,
0:23.1	yes.
0:23.5	Problem.
0:24.8	Brooke, bad helper.
0:27.6	Wait, what?
0:28.6	Awkward, laughter, phone tap right now.
0:32.5	Yay!
0:33.3	I love it.
0:34.1	That's all we needed.
0:35.1	I think I tried to be a good helper,
0:36.5	but you decide for yourself. It's another we needed. I think I tried to be a good helper, but you decide for yourself.
0:38.7	It's another phone tab.
0:40.3	And a weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:44.0	Hello?
0:45.0	Hi, this is Patty Melt. Colin from wireless. I'm looking for Brittany Bitter.
0:49.9	Oh my gosh. Yes, just me.
0:52.1	I'm calling regarding a complaint you email this about.
0:55.0	Yeah.
0:56.0	Sorry, it's hard to hear because it keeps cutting out.
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