Phone Tap: Whistle Lessons

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, Brooke is calling an elementary school teacher to beef with his curriculum. Most notably: he’s teaching the kids to whistle and she’s NOT happy about it…

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0:00.0	I found out a disturbing fact the other day that made me shudder.
0:03.8	What?
0:04.3	Did you guys know teachers in schools are actually teaching kids things?
0:10.0	No.
0:11.2	I know.
0:12.6	Horrifying stuff.
0:14.2	No wonder we are where we are.
0:16.1	Yeah.
0:16.9	Even worse, parents are getting jealous because their kids know too much now.
0:22.4	Like, back in my day, we never learned.
0:25.0	Like Brooke, for example, today she poses as a mom.
0:29.1	Sorry, a good mom.
0:30.7	Thank you.
0:31.1	Who's son just learned something at school.
0:34.0	You had to know where the reach was.
0:35.3	Yeah, that's definitely not going to fly in her house.
0:38.2	She needs to have a little talk with this teacher and maybe get a little lesson herself
0:42.8	in your phone tap right now.
0:48.7	Hello?
0:51.5	Hi, is this Mr. Wants?
0:53.9	Speaking? Who am I talking to?
0:56.3	My name's Hillary. My son is Arlo, and he's in your kindergarten class.
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