Phone Tap: Vito and Vino Doormen

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved into a new fancy building with a DOORMAN. Before she can met him, we’re gonna introduce ourselves first in a brand new Phone Tap!

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0:00.0	Today we call a woman who recently moved into a fancy new high-end building with tons of on-side amenities and even more exciting a doorman.
0:11.0	Cool. That's how you know you made it.
0:12.6	She hasn't met him yet, which means it's the perfect opportunity for us to call and let her know she's getting a two-for-one deal.
0:21.5	Because the Italian duo of Vito and Vina, they're going to be watching over her place from now on, and they take their doorman job very, very seriously in your phone tap right now.
0:35.0	It's another phone tap.
0:36.6	And a weekday morning mornings on the 20s.
0:40.3	Hello.
0:41.5	Hey.
0:42.5	Is this Miss Claire t'ffix?
0:46.0	Um, depends.
0:48.2	Who's this?
0:49.0	Good day to you, ma'am.
0:50.2	I'm the new doorman.
0:51.6	Here at R.
0:52.7	Condominiums.
0:53.8	The name's Vito. How you doing?
0:56.3	Oh, um, hi, Vito. How are you?
0:58.5	Hey, this is a pretty fancy place here. Nice digs, huh?
1:01.8	I don't normally work in classy joints like this, but I appreciate the opportunity.
1:08.0	Yeah, it's pretty nice.
1:09.7	Yeah. Anyways, I got hired yesterday with my cousin Vino.
1:14.1	It's me.
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