Phone Tap: Two Morons In A Library

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a librarian and Jeff and Jose are going to press her about some of the restrictive and overbearing regulations at her location.

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
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0:28.4	listening. Terms apply. 1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or
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0:46.3	For today's phone's app, we're calling it two morons in a library.
0:49.3	Oh, what's that?
0:51.3	Wait, who in this room went to the library?
0:53.3	What was it? I'm not allowed there.
0:55.0	No surprise, it stars Jose and me.
0:58.0	I knew it was you guys.
1:00.0	The question is, which one of us is the moron?
1:03.0	Oh, wait, there's two.
1:05.0	Yeah.
1:06.0	It's two morons in the library.
1:08.0	I just figured it out.
1:10.0	I wonder if the librarian is going to clue in.
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