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Valentine's Day is coming up, so we're already starting to see a few requests trickle in.

This is like that time of year. So romantic.

Like today is from a woman who accidentally found out her husband has scheduled a surprise Valentine's Day couples massage for the two of them.

Oh, that's cute though. He actually did it right. He is completely unaware that she's already figured out the gift.

Oh, that kind of stinks.

That's why we're going to mess with him and tell him he doesn't quite understand the type of massage that he signed them up for.

You're going to hear it in your phone tap right now.

It's another phone tab.

And weekday mornings on the 20s.

Hello? Hi, I'm looking for David Barre. It's another phone tab. And a weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello.

Hi, I'm looking for David Barlow.

I'm calling from Bacru Therapy and Massage Center.

My name is Sharon Needles.

Yeah, this is he.

Great.

I'm calling to confirm you've scheduled a Valentine's Day

couples massage package.

Yeah, that's right.

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