Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Dishes and Swishes

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is trying to get customer service to replace her new dishwasher but by the end of this call she might need to replace a broken cell phone too!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call...
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	Today, a husband wanted us to prank his wife because she's a strong type A kind of woman who gets very easily riled up.
0:23.5	And her fuse has already been lit.
0:26.3	Uh-oh.
0:26.9	Because the dishwasher that she just bought from a local home appliance chain is not doing what it's supposed to.
0:33.4	Oh, boy.
0:34.3	It's not cleaning anything.
0:36.1	And she's already furious.
0:38.4	And I got a feeling things aren't going to get any better when a slow speaking meek young man named timid Benjamin calls to try and troubleshoot the issue with her.
0:48.1	It's your phone tap right now.
0:50.2	It's another phone tap.
0:51.7	And a weekday morning's on the 20s.
0:55.3	Hello? Uh-uh. It's another phone tab. And weekday mornings on the 20s. Hello.
0:58.0	Hi.
0:59.8	My name is Benjamin.
1:02.5	I'm calling from home.
1:04.5	Is Daisy there?
1:07.1	Yes.
1:07.6	This is she.
	...

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