Phone Tap: Tik Tak Runs For HOA

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, Jose is calling around the neighborhood and building some grass roots support for his campaign to take over the Home Owner’s Association! Better hope it’s not your neighborhood though!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	We've done a lot of pranks where we pose as a representative from a homeowners association.
0:20.1	Yeah.
0:20.4	And we'll get on
0:20.8	people for whatever. Like, oh, your Christmas decorations were left up for an hour too long. Or your
0:26.8	lawn wasn't mowed in the approved hexagon pattern from the bylaws. But this is the first time
0:33.4	we've ever called someone to say, hey, we're running for HOA president. Will you vote for me?
0:39.0	Which doesn't sound bad unless that person has a sketchy checkered past.
0:44.0	Like Jose's character, Tick-Tac.
0:47.3	Hopefully you vote for him after you hear the phone tap right now.
0:50.9	It's another phone tap.
0:52.4	Hey, weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:55.7	Hello.
0:56.9	Hey, is this Denise Wachin from 47-48 J-G-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-T-T-T-T.
1:02.8	This is.
1:04.2	May I ask who speaking?
1:06.3	Good morning to you.
1:07.4	I'm your neighbor.
1:08.0	My name's Tick-Tac.
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