Phone Tap: Tesla Rescue

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Today's Phone Tap victim just wanted some repairs done on his Tesla, but unfortunately his car is TOO smart and TOO high tech... and we had to do, what we had to do… in order to save lives.

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	All right, we're about to get into a phone tap, And technology keeps advancing faster and faster now.
0:21.2	I mean, we started off with smartphones, and then suddenly we had smart watches and smart speakers and smart rice cookers, smart cars, of course.
0:32.0	But when are we going to reach the point when our high-tech gadgets become too smart?
0:36.7	And they start to fight back.
0:38.3	Oh.
0:39.3	Well, it's already happening.
0:41.3	Oh, it is.
0:42.3	The robot takeover is upon us?
0:43.3	At least that's what I tell the guy today who just brought his Tesla in for some routine repairs.
0:49.3	And unfortunately, we had to do what we had to do.
0:53.3	Uh-oh. In order to save lives, okay?
0:55.8	So if you want to call me a hero, go ahead.
0:59.5	You're a hero.
1:00.3	Those are your words.
1:01.4	Okay.
1:01.8	They don't get this point out.
1:03.8	I just am your average radio idiot doing a phone tap right now.
1:08.6	It's another phone tap.
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