Phone Tap: Stoner Max the Retirement Chef
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.
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