Phone Tap: Stoner Max the Retirement Chef

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is hiring for a chef at a retirement community, and instead of a well-trained master of cuisine, we’re sending her “Stoner Max” with some genius new food ideas.

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	A woman reached out to us wanting to prank her coworkworker who manages an assisted living facility for senior citizens.
0:22.2	Oh, she does good work, poor thing.
0:24.6	Apparently they were down a cook on the day that we called.
0:27.6	Oh, my God.
0:28.6	But thank goodness her friend hired somebody to fill the role last minute.
0:32.6	Oh, yeah.
0:33.6	Unfortunately, it could be the worst possible person you'd ever want serving your grandmother her lunch, because Stoner Max is coming back and stepping into the workforce.
0:44.5	It's your phone tap right now.
0:46.4	It's another phone tap.
0:47.9	In the weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:51.9	Hello, this is Stephanie.
0:53.9	Hello.
0:55.1	Yes, can I help you?
0:56.4	Yeah.
0:57.1	Is this the place where old people live?
1:03.5	Only old people are allowed.
1:06.5	Okay, I'm sorry.
1:07.9	Who is this?
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