Phone Tap: Stoner Max The Grocery GOAT

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap, we’re sending probably the worst possible person for the job to work as an InstaCart grocery shopper.

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
0:05.8	Oh yeah.
0:06.6	Because now they could listen to one audiobook title a month from an enormous library of popular audiobook titles, including romanticity,
0:15.3	autobiographies, true crime, and more.
0:19.3	Suddenly listeners didn't mind sitting in traffic or even missing their
0:22.6	flight. Amazon Music Unlimited now includes Audible. No way. Download the Amazon Music app now to start
0:28.4	listening. Terms apply. 1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or
0:34.3	video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:39.3	From Bradley Johnson lawyers, visit 1-800 DUI-O-A.com or call
0:43.3	1-800 DUI-O-A!
0:46.3	We've done a lot of prank phone calls on this show.
0:48.3	Oh, yes, we have.
0:49.3	Talking hundreds and hundreds of these.
0:52.3	Sometimes, let's... the brakes on that.
0:58.0	Don't say that before, Eric.
0:59.6	Sometimes we call the person to shock them.
1:02.2	Sometimes we try to trick them.
1:04.1	Very rarely, though, do we call just to waste their time?
1:07.8	Oh.
1:08.6	But that's what happens today with Stoner Max, the Instacart delivery guy.
1:13.9	See, if you hate this one, that's fine.
1:15.2	It's mine.
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