Phone Tap: Stoner Max Postal Toaster
Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps
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4.7 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
Today's Phone Tap victim has a short fuse... combine that with the post office losing her package and we've got the perfect storm for a Phone Tap!
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| 0:00.0 | Today we call a woman who admits she has a short fuse, and she's told her husband on multiple occasions that she hates dealing with stupid people. |
| 0:09.1 | Oh, God. |
| 0:10.5 | So. |
| 0:11.4 | Don't we all right, Brooke? |
| 0:12.8 | Is she listen to the show? |
| 0:14.5 | Well, when she recently found out a business had lost her package, she was immediately upset about it. |
| 0:19.8 | And, of course, |
| 0:22.4 | the best person to help her is the opposite of a stupid person. |
| 0:24.7 | Yeah. It's Stoner Max. |
| 0:27.3 | And he's not dumb. |
| 0:29.0 | He's just medicinally enhanced. |
| 0:31.0 | I see. So this |
| 0:32.4 | should definitely go well. |
| 0:34.4 | In your phone tap right now. |
| 0:36.4 | Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. |
| 0:40.2 | Hello? |
| 0:42.1 | Hello? |
| 0:44.0 | Who's this? |
| 0:46.3 | Hello, who is this? |
| 0:49.3 | Wait. |
| 0:50.3 | Oh, my name is Max. |
| 0:53.2 | I'm calling you because you were in here earlier complaining about like a missing package or... |
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