Phone Tap: Stoner Max Lost Bruno

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Jose's calling a guy who tried to save a little money by using a discount Dog Groomer to tell him that he lost his precious dog Bruno!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation. From Bradley Johnson lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call. 1-800-D-UI-O-A! Guys know this saying, what the wife doesn't know won't hurt her. That's not true. Wow. I think the saying is what the wife doesn't know won't hurt her.
0:21.7	That's not true.
0:25.6	I think the saying is what the wife doesn't know we'll soon find out.
0:30.0	What happens when the wife finds out is you're in big trouble.
0:30.7	Yeah, there we go.
0:36.3	See, one of our listeners gave a job to her husband to take their dog to her favorite groomer.
0:36.8	Okay.
0:38.8	But the husband thought,
0:42.0	what if I took it to a groomer who costs half as much?
0:44.3	And I could get away with it.
0:46.7	Well, he almost did,
0:50.0	but apparently he dropped the receipt in the kitchen when he got home.
0:51.7	And when the wife found it,
0:53.9	she did the smart thing and contacted us. Yes.
0:54.8	So we had to turn this call around really quickly.
0:56.9	It's your brand new phone tab right now.
0:59.5	It's another phone tab.
1:01.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
1:05.0	Hello?
1:06.7	Oh, hi.
1:09.1	I'm Max.
1:11.4	Okay, hi. I'm Max. Okay.
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